bob-belcher:

#they’re literally talking about keeping a middle-aged man from spilling sauce on himself how much extra can they be

tickpickwick:

nonsense, child. if you’d lost all your faith, i couldn’t be here. and here i am.

natasharomanovs:

You’re like our local hero, man. It would mean a lot.

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sisterbloomers: “This Zits comic from 1999 was 18 years a head of it’s time holy fuck ”

sisterbloomers:

This Zits comic from 1999 was 18 years a head of it’s time holy fuck

madeupmonkeyshit:

when youre surrounded by people and trying to hold in your fart

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lesbiantiana:

i legit love linguini from ratatouille so much. his life is such a mess that he just lets a rat take over with no questions asked

hundondestiny:

casliyn:

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oh my fucking god.

For those who didn’t see, in 2011 Anne Hathaway co-hosted with James Franco, and he was high out of his mind. There are a lot of cringe moments from that ceremony bc he was a mess and she had to try to hold it together.

richard-maddens:

melissa mccarthy going from this

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to this

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to this

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in one night is peak fashion icon behaviour and she should be recognised for it

vistavia:

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dddooogggsss:

Trying to keep a positive attitude when you’re upset

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delamind:

thisguypotts:

inher-musicbox:

Why is this so cute

Bein corny with your woman is the best feeling in the world lol.

So cute

defineyourterms:

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